Two Quarters Should Be Required to Unlock the Shopping Carts at Aldi
It’s come to my attention that the citizens of Champaign have taken issue with Aldi’s shopping cart policy. Under Aldi’s current syst...
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Two Quarters Should Be Required to Unlock the Shopping Carts at Aldi
It’s come to my attention that the citizens of Champaign have taken issue with Aldi’s shopping cart policy. Under Aldi’s current system, accessing one of its shopping carts requires a...
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In Issue7, media, Mar 29, 2026Lovely Lamb | Dear Ryan
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In Issue7, advice, Mar 29, 2026A Tale From Abroad
The legend of the 13th century Bohemian Prince, Bruncvik, his magical sword, and his trusty white lion sidekick has lived vicariously through the storytelling of Czech tour guides for...
In Issue7, story, Mar 29, 2026Cupid's Correspondence | Dear Ryan
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In Issue6, advice, Feb 14, 2026Why You Should Be Very Nice to Me, an Introspective
If any of you are like me, you can relate to saying phrases like “It’s my first time living too” and “Please be really nice to me” ALL of the time. Whether it be a misquoted joke, a t...
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In Issue6, media, Feb 11, 2026A deeply unsatisfying interview with Richie Dering
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Two Quarters Should Be Required to Unlock the Shopping Carts at Aldi
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Cupid's Correspondence | Dear Ryan
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Why You Should Be Very Nice to Me, an Introspective
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Drafty's Discovery | Dear Ryan
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The Offline Party: A Glimpse into the Twisted Mind of Andrew Yang
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Some Mildly Immoral Things
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The Scariest Place on Earth
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Real Estate Romance | Dear Ryan
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An Interview With: redwater
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Yanny vs. Laurel, a Retrospective
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I Just Think We Should be a Little More Thoughtful | The Staple Fiasco
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It’s Not That Big of a Deal | The Staple Fiasco
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5 Hidden Gems for Autumn Cycling in Chambana
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Are Tigers Girl Lions? | Debunking Animal Myths
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Fortnite shouldn’t let the Bots have Licensed Skins
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An Instagram Account I Dearly Miss
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The Case FOR Ventriloquism Being Real
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The Case AGAINST Ventriloquism Being Real
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Local Student Weathers the Storm
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